Hydro (the character) is a 35 or so year old former Spetznas field general. He is tall, exceedingly strong, and can make just about anything out of scrap metal. He is also skilled at making custom weapons, such as The Gun, The Other Gun, The Flame, and Hydrov Cocktails. He has two custom vehicles: The Hydromobile and The Plane. His favorite fuel is methanol and he can apparently take a small explosion to the face. He has survived a sniper's bullet and was the only survivor when his starship was nearly destroyed by Spambots. Not much else is known other than he sleeps in the Hydromobile.